MIKE HATCH BRINGS HIS BITCHES TO THE OFFICE
This story about Mike Hatch bringing his dog and her nine puppies to his office reminds me of "The Simpsons" episode when Mr. Burns steals Santa's Little Helper's puppies. Santa's Little Helper and She's The Fastest hook up and produce 25 puppies.
Mr. Burns steals the puppies so he can make a greyhound fur tuxedo. The best part of this episode is when Mr. Burns sings about his new greyhound fur tuxedo:
Smithers: Are you sure you want to go through with this, Sir? You _do_ have a very full wardrobe as it is.
Burns: Yes...but not completely full. For you see...[singing] Some men hunt for sport, others hunt for food, The only thing I'm hunting for is an outfit that looks good.
[to the tune of "Be Our Guest"]
See my vest, see my vest, made from real gorilla chest, Feel this sweater, there's no better than authentic Irish Setter. See this hat? 'Twas my cat. My evening wear? Vampire bat. These white slippers are albino African endangered rhino. Grizzly bear underwear; turtles' necks, I've got my share. Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest; Try my red robin suit, it comes one breast or two, See my vest, see my vest, see my vest! [with hat and cane] Like my loafers? Former gophers! It was that or skin my chauffers, But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best. So let's prepare these dogs --
Woman: Kill two for matching clogs!
Burns: See my vest, see my vest, oh please, won't you see my vest? [spoken] I really like the vest.
Smithers: I gathered, yeah.-- Disney, schmisney,
Lisa is aghast.
Lisa: He's going to make a tuxedo out of our puppies! [Bart hums "See my vest"] Bart!
Bart: Sorry. You gotta admit, it's catchy.
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Mike Hatch's office goes to the dogs
Attorney General Mike Hatch's office really went to the dogs.
Hatch brought his golden retriever Bella and her nine puppies to the office Tuesday at the request of his staff, which wanted to throw a ``puppy shower.'' Laddie, the dogs' father, stayed home.
Leslie Sandberg, a spokeswoman for Hatch, said all the puppies have been purchased or spoken for. But it will be a few weeks before the month-old puppies head to their new homes.
The pups got a taste of politics when they wandered into a news conference, where Hatch was announcing a bill that would clamp down on pushy debt collectors.
Hatch said of the puppies, ``They were born Republicans, but then they opened their eyes and now they're Democrats." Source: Associated Press, February 16, 2005
Mr. Burns steals the puppies so he can make a greyhound fur tuxedo. The best part of this episode is when Mr. Burns sings about his new greyhound fur tuxedo:
Smithers: Are you sure you want to go through with this, Sir? You _do_ have a very full wardrobe as it is.
Burns: Yes...but not completely full. For you see...[singing] Some men hunt for sport, others hunt for food, The only thing I'm hunting for is an outfit that looks good.
[to the tune of "Be Our Guest"]
See my vest, see my vest, made from real gorilla chest, Feel this sweater, there's no better than authentic Irish Setter. See this hat? 'Twas my cat. My evening wear? Vampire bat. These white slippers are albino African endangered rhino. Grizzly bear underwear; turtles' necks, I've got my share. Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest; Try my red robin suit, it comes one breast or two, See my vest, see my vest, see my vest! [with hat and cane] Like my loafers? Former gophers! It was that or skin my chauffers, But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best. So let's prepare these dogs --
Woman: Kill two for matching clogs!
Burns: See my vest, see my vest, oh please, won't you see my vest? [spoken] I really like the vest.
Smithers: I gathered, yeah.-- Disney, schmisney,
Lisa is aghast.
Lisa: He's going to make a tuxedo out of our puppies! [Bart hums "See my vest"] Bart!
Bart: Sorry. You gotta admit, it's catchy.
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Mike Hatch's office goes to the dogs
Attorney General Mike Hatch's office really went to the dogs.
Hatch brought his golden retriever Bella and her nine puppies to the office Tuesday at the request of his staff, which wanted to throw a ``puppy shower.'' Laddie, the dogs' father, stayed home.
Leslie Sandberg, a spokeswoman for Hatch, said all the puppies have been purchased or spoken for. But it will be a few weeks before the month-old puppies head to their new homes.
The pups got a taste of politics when they wandered into a news conference, where Hatch was announcing a bill that would clamp down on pushy debt collectors.
Hatch said of the puppies, ``They were born Republicans, but then they opened their eyes and now they're Democrats." Source: Associated Press, February 16, 2005
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