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Based on the concerns raised by liberal bloggers about my identity, I have added the following disclaimer to my blog:
Minnesota Democrats Exposed is not created, endorsed, sponsored, or authorized by any political party, candidate, or candidate's committee.
Their push for a disclaimer reminded me of this scence from Tommy Boy:
Tommy: Let's think about this for a sec, Ted, why do they put a guarantee on a box? Hmm, very interesting.
Ted: I'm listening.
Tommy: Here's how I see it. A guy puts a guarantee on the box 'cause he wants you to fell all warm and toasty inside.
Ted: Yeah, makes a man feel good.
Tommy: 'Course it does. Ya think if you leave that box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter.
Ted: What's your point?
Tommy: The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy, but we're not buying it. Next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter's knocked up, I seen it a hundred times.
Ted: But why do they put a guarantee on the box then?
Tommy: Because they know all they solda ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is. Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for right now, for your sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality item from me.
Ted: Hmm. Okay, I'll buy from you.
Tommy: Well I... What?
and this quote:
"You can take a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it?"
I think they want a disclaimer on my blog 'cause the want to feel all warm and toasty inside.
Minnesota Democrats Exposed is not created, endorsed, sponsored, or authorized by any political party, candidate, or candidate's committee.
Their push for a disclaimer reminded me of this scence from Tommy Boy:
Tommy: Let's think about this for a sec, Ted, why do they put a guarantee on a box? Hmm, very interesting.
Ted: I'm listening.
Tommy: Here's how I see it. A guy puts a guarantee on the box 'cause he wants you to fell all warm and toasty inside.
Ted: Yeah, makes a man feel good.
Tommy: 'Course it does. Ya think if you leave that box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter.
Ted: What's your point?
Tommy: The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy, but we're not buying it. Next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter's knocked up, I seen it a hundred times.
Ted: But why do they put a guarantee on the box then?
Tommy: Because they know all they solda ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is. Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for right now, for your sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality item from me.
Ted: Hmm. Okay, I'll buy from you.
Tommy: Well I... What?
and this quote:
"You can take a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it?"
I think they want a disclaimer on my blog 'cause the want to feel all warm and toasty inside.
5 Comments:
Good enough fer me.
Rip 'em at will MDE!
Are we to infer from you choice of quote your intelligence level as well? That is the dumbest thing I have read in a while.
What are you afraid of? Why do you not want us to know who you are? For your information, knowing the source of info is a good way to judge its relevancy and/or authenticity. As long as you remain anonymous, you just marginalize yourself and ensure no one with a brain will read you.
This is my last ever visit to your pathetic website/attempt at smearing the DFL itself and DFL candidates.
We'll miss you Jason, and thank for confirming the fact that many lefties have this elitist attitude. Myself and all other right-leaning persons such as "NASCAR dads" can only dream about being as sophisticated as you must be.
Jason: Thanks for visiting and I hope you stop back.
BTW: You seem to have a good sense of the rules of blogging. Please send me a copy.
Wow... you just justified your cowardice by quoting TOMMY BOY. Tommy Boy.
I also like how you preface your disclaimer as "My disclaimer for liberals." I think you just admitted that Republicans don't give a shit about any kind of those ethics. Not that we didn't know that already, sadly.
Tommy Boy.
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