TOP TEN REASONS MIKE HATCH KEEPS SKIPPING DEBATES AND FORUMS
10. The ambulances that Hatch keeps chasing rarely make a stop at the DFL candidate forums long enough for him to participate.
9. Hatch is too busy turning the '90 upside down on his old "Hatch for Governor '90" bumper stickers.
8. Unlike the other candidates in the race, Hatch has "a job to do." [Hatch used this as an excuse for missing previous debates]
7. Hatch is at home waiting for Patty Wetterling to change her mind again and agree to be his running mate.
6. Hatch couldn't remember if he is for or against attending debates.
5. Hatch is too busy flipping a coin to determine his abortion position.
4. Hatch is too busy changing the year on the "Hatch for Governor in '94" buttons to '06.
3. Hatch doesn't want to tarnish the office of Attorney General by engaging in partisan-politics.
2. Hatch is too busy trying to figure out a way to sue Kelly Doran, Steve Kelly and Becky Lourey to keep off them ballot in the name of "consumer protection."
1. He is too busy changing half of the "Hatch for Governor in '06" buttons to "Hatch for Attorney General in '06".
9. Hatch is too busy turning the '90 upside down on his old "Hatch for Governor '90" bumper stickers.
8. Unlike the other candidates in the race, Hatch has "a job to do." [Hatch used this as an excuse for missing previous debates]
7. Hatch is at home waiting for Patty Wetterling to change her mind again and agree to be his running mate.
6. Hatch couldn't remember if he is for or against attending debates.
5. Hatch is too busy flipping a coin to determine his abortion position.
4. Hatch is too busy changing the year on the "Hatch for Governor in '94" buttons to '06.
3. Hatch doesn't want to tarnish the office of Attorney General by engaging in partisan-politics.
2. Hatch is too busy trying to figure out a way to sue Kelly Doran, Steve Kelly and Becky Lourey to keep off them ballot in the name of "consumer protection."
1. He is too busy changing half of the "Hatch for Governor in '06" buttons to "Hatch for Attorney General in '06".
4 Comments:
I seriously doubt Hatch's delegate counts if he does this poorly in a straw poll. Does his campaign have any organization to it?
It appears that Hatch will not be attending a UDFL debate: www.udfl.blogspot.com
You know what you forgot to bring in that top ten list?
Thats right, the funny!
Mike Hatch is leading the race for Governor according to every available indicator.
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