What monsters!

All that money they were wasting on electricty was probably just blown on energy company lobbyists like, well, Pat Shrotridge, the guy whose Enron golden parachute apparently was an offer from Rove to run Kennedy’s campaign. The only silver lining in this, is that his golden parachute has turned into more of a golden shower, as the people of Minnesota keep pissing on his candidate.

I am NOT Aaron Peterson. Just to help narrow it down for you, I am also not Nick Coleman, Norm Coleman, Captain Kangaroo, The Easter Bunny, Larry Flynt, Jermaine Jackson, Tom Smothers, The Petco Sock, Herve Villeches, Manute Bol, Richard Dean Anderson, Harry Potter, Prince, Ferdinand Marcos, Marian Gaborik, a double stuffed chalupa, Jimmy Hoffa, Buzz Lagos, Tiny Tim, Howard Dean, a roll of duct tape, Milli, Vanilli, Gerald Ford, The creepy guy with the loosley tied bathrobe at the end of your alley, Fred Bilitnikof, Specer for hire or Alf.

So, now you’re claiming to have editorial control over what the Independent publishes ya goof?

Or, is this a threat that Dana is as yet unaware of…?

Pfft, picture this: The police burst into Ravings inner sanctum (his mom’s basement) and find him “flying” around the room in a batman costume, wearing a tin foil helmet while pummeling his “blow-up soul mate”..”Take *that* MDE…and that, and that”.

Hahaha!

where in hell did you get there was ANY evidence in the hatch-fabricated ebinsteiner case? what transcript were you looking at? there wasn’t a shred of evidence and it was a monumental effort to find a patsy county attorney to take the case in the first place. talk to the former head of the ag criminal division if you doubt it.

rover-

so, do i take it you are aaron peterson, the illustrious state legislator? wow…everything makes sense now. bringing up issues during campaigns? kinda like leaking classified documents, eh?

Twin Cities DFLers gave $31,500 to the Lac Qui Parle DFL. The 2000 census says that the population of Lac Qui Parle County is 8,067. That’s $3.90 for every man, woman and child living in that county.

How did rich Twin Cities DFLers all decide to pump a huge amount of money into the Lac Qui Parle DFL that was used to pay a bill for which the county leadership said they didn’t know anything about it?

I pity the fool!

Heck, I would think that if Ebinstiener can get out of the mess he was in (even when evidence was present), that this amounts to a mole hill.

Not that I condone it. It is just that this site, the MN GOP, the RNC and the Kennedy campaign have been making accusations in the form of questions without offering up any evidence.

I’ve just recieved this transcript:

Receptionist: “Good morning, Marshall Independant, how may I direct your call?”

Raving Rectum: (weeping) “Hello, this is someone who is afraid to give their name..but I want to complaaaaiiin (sob)…a..a…about Michael Brodkooooorb (waaahhhh)”

“He…he..he’s soooo meeeaannnn (waaaahhh)”

Ahahahahahhahaahha!

If you all had anything, you would have brought it. You didn’t, you don’t so you won’t.

And Aaron Peterson, like Denise Dittrich, will win handily this fall, proving how impotent MDE has become.

“Seifert said he played no role in bringing the issue to the surface. The first he learned of the blog posts was in a phone call Tuesday morning from a Twin Cities reporter.

“I’ve got nothing to do with it,” Seifert said. “I will take a lie-detector on it, if (Peterson) wants.

If I knew about this a long time ago, I would have brought it out a long time ago.”

Good job MDE! Front page, above the fold, couldn’t ask for better placement of this story – unless that was front page, above the fold on the StarTribune or Pioneer Press.

I hate how Michael still has a small thread of credibility with reporters outstate, and I plan to work on that today, but never once have I stated that I dislike rich white guys.

Peterson said Brodkorb’s past postings on other political issues have been questionable, and suggested the current postings on Lac qui Parle are an attempt to skirt debate on real issues. He also questioned why the fund-raising has been raised now because it is not a new issue. A letter to the editor in the Sept. 4, 2004, Independent from Lac qui Parle County Republican Party treasurer Elton K. Fordyce addressed the same topic.

“If they actually cared about it, they would have investigated it in 2004 and 2005,” Peterson said about Republicans. “Now, six weeks before the campaign comes this blog.”

Peterson said it sounds like similar Republican party activity on the national level.

“I say it’s right out of the national Republican playbook, and that is to try to smear people and avoid issues,” Peterson said. “I think it’s electioneering.

“This stinks of Marty Seifert to no end here,” Peterson added. “He wants me gone. I know how he works.”

Ya just *know* this is going to lead to another DFL cesspool. Maybe we should start a perp walk watch!

I’m thinking MDE has earned a juicy raise; what say ye, lefty’s?

*crickets*

Bwahahahahahaaha!