Franken wrote this to be funny, not to objectify women. It’s not real. Now, David Vitter likes to illegally pay real women to really have sex with him. After he takes off his diaper (no joke). Ya’ll know about Larry Craig messing around in public places where children frequent. And what about Mark Foley, who took advantage sexually of underage boys who worked for him in Congress?

But yeah, a comedic article in Playboy magazine involving a fantasy threesome and futuristic cyber-blowjobs are what you should really be upset about.

That said; the bigger ball he needs to ease is the tax-evasion ball. Let’s hope he can handle the IRS’s Iron Maiden grasp, it’s a real cum-downer.

It’s not often you see a guy’s junk stapled to his leg.

I don’t much like the red highlighting of the particularly salacious bits. The red type makes it hard to get in the flow while reading.

That’s right – hard. Real, real hard.

When are you going to publish excerpts from Lynne Cheney’s lesbian novel?

This was written years and years ago as a joke. Who cares? Meanwhile, Norm Coleman is accepting thousands of dollars from corrupt dictatorships overseas–now THAT’S real news!