15 Responses to “INFLUENTIAL DFL CAUCUS BRINGS IN CRISIS MANAGMENT TEAM TO REACT TO AL FRANKEN’S GRAPHIC PLAYBOY COLUMN”

1. Chestnut Says:
   May 21st, 2008 at 12:10 PM

   Al had an urgent need. And the team arrived as if on cue.

   Her name was Jasmine and she led the DFL’s crack team of spinsters. The scent of lemon verbena wafted into the room as she passed through the door.

   She heaved a file on to the long, sleek conference table. Franken was out of his mind with desire.

   To clear his mind, he excused himself from the room. A few minutes with a towel stuffed in his mouth, barking like a dog on the treadmill was exactly what he needed.

   Or maybe that just got him worked up all the more. Jasmine was asking tough questions now. His rage burning ever hotter.

   “I’ll teach her what to think,” he thought as he crossed the room and did some heaving of his own.

   Down on the floor they fell. The other members of the team, puzzled, could only stand by and watch.

   The ticking and throbbing in his head muffled the moans and screams, as he buried her head with his fat, flatulent ass.

   Moments later, as security officers arrived to carry him away, he said: “But it was satire!”

2. Swiftee Says:
   May 21st, 2008 at 12:56 PM

   We should not forget to thank team Franken for all of it’s hard work and success in causing the DFL to waste such huge sums of money, and so much energy on their mongrel, er, I mean candidate.

   Thanks!

3. Swiftee Says:
   May 21st, 2008 at 12:58 PM

   Oh, BTW @ Chestnut…heh.

4. el presidente Says:
   May 21st, 2008 at 1:00 PM

   …SEX HELPS SELL BUT, why even buy THE ABOVE SATIRE

   Now AMEND [by SUBSTITUTION], the NAME(S):

   Non-endorsed, non-primaried, candidates
   ~Al Franken for Norm Coleman

   Male for female [with proper pronouns]
   ~Al Franken for Lieutenant Governor Molneau

   Human with political beast
   ~Al Franken for DFL donkey or GOP elephant

   [this aforementioned substitution helps demonstrate the wickedness of exchanging evil with another evil].

5. Chestnut Says:
   May 21st, 2008 at 3:40 PM

   Come on, that deserved better than a “heh.” Get it “SAT ire”!!! He sat on her!!! That’s gold!!!

   Your obviously to stupid to get the intelligence of my humor.

   LOL!

6. Leroy Jenkins Says:
   May 21st, 2008 at 4:02 PM

   An influential caucus? What kind of crap is this. If you have a story write it. If you have a theory, promote it. If you have nothing, admit it.

7. Pete Says:
   May 21st, 2008 at 4:10 PM

   Leroy, You have nothing. OK, you have Al. I guess that means you have nothing. He is officially toast. Bring on the next loser.

8. Swiftee Says:
   May 21st, 2008 at 4:49 PM

   Leroy just can’t take the suspense; his nerves are all shot. He’s wondering just how much worse it’s going to be!

   Here’s a tip to help calm those nerves, dolt #4: It’s going to be one screaming nightmare after another for Team Franken until after Norm is sworn in for his next term.

   Now go sit by your dish.

9. el presidente Says:
   May 21st, 2008 at 6:27 PM

   Swiftee: “Now go SIT by your dish.”
   ———————————–
   Perhaps a bit more of Chestnut’s “SAT-ire”?

   It used to be the standard, “Now go lay by your dish,” however, horizons may be rising.

   There are two USA Senators per state so most people who aspire to be elected, do not actually get elected. [Some are temporarily appointed to fill a vacant position].

10. Leroy Jenkins Says:
    May 21st, 2008 at 6:41 PM

    Pete- With argumentative skills like those, it is no wonder you are a republican.

    Swiftee- I’m filing away all your glib little statements, and as a momento, I will provide you with a scrapbook of your own stupidity to cradle when Al Franken is elected this fall.

11. Wade Seeker Says:
    May 22nd, 2008 at 9:01 AM

    Say Leroy, I hope you’re keeping a scrp book of all of Angry Als stupid moves too, I’d the pole barn you’re storing them in is getting crowded.

12. Chestnut Says:
    May 22nd, 2008 at 9:46 AM

    What’s funny is Leroy commenting on anyone’s skills for argumentation. LOL.

13. Pete Says:
    May 22nd, 2008 at 12:08 PM

    Leroy, good come back. OK, maybe not. It appears you of all people should not be critical of someone elses argumentative skills. Silly boy.

14. Chestnut Says:
    May 22nd, 2008 at 12:26 PM

    Leroy has good nunchuku skills… bow hunting skills… computer hacking skills… and the “liger” is pretty much his favorite animal.

    It’s like a lion and a tiger mixed… bred for its skills in magic.

15. el presidente Says:
    May 25th, 2008 at 6:59 PM

    Do you mean “numchuku” skills?

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